Kyle Massey Having just
celebrated his nineteenth birthday, "That's So Raven" and
"Cory in the House" star
Kyle Massey is the show's youngest-ever competitor. Since he pulled off a mean
macarena in front of a TV studio audience I'm calling Kyle an official
contender. He's competing with Lacey Schwimmer this season.
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Margaret Cho Comedienne
Margaret Cho has a foul mouth, tattoos and a take-no-prisoners attitude, but her
partner Louis Van Amstel has coaxed some beautiful and ladylike dancing out of
both Kelly Osbourne and Niecy Nash, no delicate flowers
themselves. It's a little hard to imagine The Notorious C.H.O. keeping her act
entirely clean. My name is Gwen and I'm here to war-sh your -- you don't want me
to finish that joke. It was from her even dirtier I'm the One That I Want
tour.
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Kurt Warner Two-time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner will
actually be the first quarterback to compete in DWTS. He's as remarkable for his
charity work and all around nice guy-dom as for his gridiron prowess, so we can
expect Kurt to be a fan favorite even if he's all left feet. His partner is Anna
Trebunskaya.
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Jennifer Grey Jennifer
Grey, star of "Dirty Dancing," is back to let you know she can
really shake 'em down. DWTS may ban lifts, but the actress who brought Frances
"Baby" Houseman to life surely has a few other tricks up her sleeve. I bet she's
one to watch! Jennifer will be dancing with saucebox Derek Hough, who took home
his second mirrorball trophy last season.
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Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino "Jersey Shore" mascot
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, a former personal trainer and "fitness model,"
is good at getting photographed with his shirt off. It's ... important to be
comfortable? The Situation's filming schedule has left him with very little time
to rehearse before the show's Sept. 20th season premiere, so let's hope he's a
natural. He'll be dancing with Karina Smirnoff.
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Florence
Henderson Florence Henderson is best known for the role of Carol
Brady, but it turns out that she, like fellow contestant Brandy, has donned a
ballgown and satin slippers onstage. Florence starred in "The Great Waltz" for
the Los Angeles Civic Light Opera. She'll be dancing with Corky Ballas this
season.
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Brandy Brandy is entering
the competition with a clear advantage: the singer-turned-actress did quite a
bit of waltzing when she starred in "Cinderella" in 1997. She's paired off with smoldering
showboat Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who really came into his own dancing with Erin
Andrews last season. I'd say Jennifer Grey better watch out,
'cause nobody puts Brandy in a corner.
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Rick Fox Okay, let's say you play for the Celtics and
then the Lakers, marry former Miss America Vanessa Williams, win three NBA
championships, become a TV star and then start dating Eliza Dushku. What do you do after
that? You go on "Dancing With the
Stars." Rick Fox may not have any ballroom experience, but he sure seems to
lead a charmed life. He's also reportedly prepping for the season by watching
old footage and doing Pilates. Rick will be competing with two-time champion
Cheryl Burke. Video: See Rick Fox rehearsing
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Audrina Patridge Audrina
Patridge of "The Hills" is certainly
no stranger to the spotlight -- or manufactured drama. She starred in some
pretty memorable Carl's Jr. commercials last summer, just her, her bikini, and a
giant, messy teriyaki burger. Let's hope The Hoff has been saving up a comeback,
eh? Audrina is paired up with Tony Dovolani.
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David Hasselhoff David
Hasselhoff. What can I say that wasn't already said during his recent Comedy
Central roast? Oh, I know: if he makes it past the first few weeks we'll have to
sit through a freestyle routine that starts out with him lying on the floor
shirtless pretending to scarf down a cheeseburger. The Hoff is partnered up with
season nine champ Kym Johnson.
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Bristol Palin Bristol Palin may not have any
professional acting, athletic, or dance experience, but it's clear she's not
going to be this season's wallflower. The teen mom has already taken a stand
about DWTS' so-called skimpy costumes. She told People's Pop Watch blog that "I
think I will be the most dressed [contestant and have] the most modest outfits
for sure because that's who I am." Bristol's partner is season six winner Mark
Ballas.
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Michael Bolton Singer,
songwriter and sometime-actor Michael Bolton has sold over 53 million records
and has the world's finest hair plugs. But can he shake a rug? He spent most of
the video for 2007's "Dance With Me" sitting in a chair. Still, no one else in
this season's cast has written songs with Lady Gaga, plus Michael is partnered
with Chelsie Hightower, who turned rodeo star Ty Cobb into a virtual Gene Kelly her first season on the
show.
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Kate Mulcrone Special to MSN TV
Even though last season was probably the show's best ever from a technical
perspective, my takeaway moment was Kate Gosselin's mesmerizingly
robotic "Paparazzi" routine. America's second-chair Octomom really, really
couldn't dance, but she kept us firmly glued to our couches. This season's cast
features not one but two reality stars, Audrina Partridge and Mike "The
Situation" Sorrentino, not to mention controversial teen mom Bristol Palin.
We've also got singers, actors, athletes and ... David Hasselhoff.
ABC is being awfully coy with their rehearsal footage -- even a clip called
"Watch the Hoff Dance" is really step, two, jazz hands -- but I won't let that
stand in the way of some predictions for the upcoming
season. Wonderwall: 'Dancing' stars tweet about
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Description:
Kyle Massey Having just
celebrated his nineteenth birthday, "That's So Raven" and
"Cory in the House" star
Kyle Massey is the show's youngest-ever competitor. Since he pulled off a mean
macarena in front of a TV studio audience I'm calling Kyle an official
contender. He's competing with Lacey Schwimmer this season.
Description:
Margaret Cho Comedienne
Margaret Cho has a foul mouth, tattoos and a take-no-prisoners attitude, but her
partner Louis Van Amstel has coaxed some beautiful and ladylike dancing out of
both Kelly Osbourne and Niecy Nash, no delicate flowers
themselves. It's a little hard to imagine The Notorious C.H.O. keeping her act
entirely clean. My name is Gwen and I'm here to war-sh your -- you don't want me
to finish that joke. It was from her even dirtier I'm the One That I Want
tour.
Description:
Kurt Warner Two-time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner will
actually be the first quarterback to compete in DWTS. He's as remarkable for his
charity work and all around nice guy-dom as for his gridiron prowess, so we can
expect Kurt to be a fan favorite even if he's all left feet. His partner is Anna
Trebunskaya.
Description:
Jennifer Grey Jennifer
Grey, star of "Dirty Dancing," is back to let you know she can
really shake 'em down. DWTS may ban lifts, but the actress who brought Frances
"Baby" Houseman to life surely has a few other tricks up her sleeve. I bet she's
one to watch! Jennifer will be dancing with saucebox Derek Hough, who took home
his second mirrorball trophy last season.
Description:
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino "Jersey Shore" mascot
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, a former personal trainer and "fitness model,"
is good at getting photographed with his shirt off. It's ... important to be
comfortable? The Situation's filming schedule has left him with very little time
to rehearse before the show's Sept. 20th season premiere, so let's hope he's a
natural. He'll be dancing with Karina Smirnoff.
Description:
Florence
Henderson Florence Henderson is best known for the role of Carol
Brady, but it turns out that she, like fellow contestant Brandy, has donned a
ballgown and satin slippers onstage. Florence starred in "The Great Waltz" for
the Los Angeles Civic Light Opera. She'll be dancing with Corky Ballas this
season.
Description:
Brandy Brandy is entering
the competition with a clear advantage: the singer-turned-actress did quite a
bit of waltzing when she starred in "Cinderella" in 1997. She's paired off with smoldering
showboat Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who really came into his own dancing with Erin
Andrews last season. I'd say Jennifer Grey better watch out,
'cause nobody puts Brandy in a corner.